The Rogue Nation of Promissory Blaze is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.136 billion Promissory Blazeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, with Healthcare, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sweet Violet Heart. The average income tax rate is 58.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Promissory Blazean economy, worth 45.6 trillion DCPIS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,121 DCPIS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-DCPI treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Promissory Blaze's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Promissory Blaze is ranked 37,964^th in the world and 1,296^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 76 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.